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An Open Letter to the New York Mets

Posted in September 17th, 2008
by Alan in mets, rant

 
Dear New York Mets,
Hey guys, how are you?  Rough night?  Yeah, me too.
Well, let me start out by saying that I still have faith in you, and I believe that you WILL not only make it to the playoffs, but that you will do so by capturing the NL East pennant.
But here’s the thing: my [...]

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Popems, The Perfect Food

Posted in August 19th, 2008
by Alan in general, rant

Entenmann’s makes a lot of quality products, of this there is no denying. However, the crown jewel in their lineup are the delicious creations known as Popems. Popems, for those of you unfortunate enough to have never encountered these little bite-sized pieces of heaven, they combine everything you could ever want in a [...]

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Death to DVDs!

Posted in August 15th, 2008
by Alan in dvd, rant, tech

DVD’s were great, but I think their time has come and gone. And no, I’m not talking about Blu-ray discs as the next big great thing either, because they have the main flaws of DVDs. Allow me to elaborate.
When VCR’s first invaded people’s homes, they were a revolution - not only could you [...]

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A Big Umbrella is Like an SUV…

Posted in July 24th, 2008
by Alan in rant

… because the main reason you need one is because so many other people have them.
I used to be a guy who carried around one of those little pocket umbrellas whenever rain was in the forecast. I mean, who wants to walk around with a big bulky umbrella, right? But those tiny little [...]

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My Gripe With Super Mario Bros. 2

Posted in June 6th, 2008
by Alan in nintendo

I hate Super Mario Brothers 2.
Here’s a quick recap of why this game is the oddball of the Super Mario franchise, for anyone who didn’t know: The game was originally a weird Japanese title that was repurposed as a Mario sequel when Nintendo execs decided that the true sequel to Super Mario Bros. would be [...]

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Yoko Ono is Right, Ben Stein is Wrong

Posted in June 4th, 2008
by Alan in celebrity, music, news

I know, who would have thought such a title would ever be so true?
Here’s the story in a nutshell: Ben Stein (yes, the guy from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Win Ben Stein’s Money) is the star and co-writer of a new documentary called “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed,” which claims that “Big Science has expelled [...]

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