By now, everyone has heard the news that Lindsay Lohan is suing eTrade because they named a “milkaholic” baby “Lindsay” in one of their talking baby commercials.
This is so ridiculous, I don’t even know where to begin.
First off, how about the fact that she is suing them for $100 million dollars.  ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS.  [...]

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A bunch of my favorite TV shows have been renewed for new seasons – here is a quick round-up.  (Yes, some of these are old, but so what?)
Fringe was just given the go-ahead for a third season, which is fantastic news.  The show’s ratings have been down thanks to its hyper-competitive timeslot, but the stories [...]

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The web is all aflutter with news of a sequel to Zoolander being in the works. I for one was very excited when I heard about this; Zoolander is a very funny movie, and is still quoted fairly regularly. (Eli has been known to make a Blue Steel look on occasion.) I [...]

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Amazing superhero movie news: Director Christopher Nolan, the guy who directed Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, is set to “mentor” a new Superman film, while working on the next Batman movie!
Nolan is extremely well respected in Hollywood, as well as beloved by nerds and fanboys, so this is pretty much win-win all around. [...]

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As a huge fan of the ancient art of karaoke, I find this news extremely disturbing.  (See above photo of me belting out ‘Careless Whisper’ for proof.)
Apparently, in the Philippines, singing karaoke can get you killed. And while singing any song, especially out of tune, is dangerous, there seems to be a specific stigma with [...]

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Great news on an upcoming film sequel!
It turns out that there *may* be a Gremlins 3 – and it could be in 3-D!!!
It’s just a rumor at this point, but still, that’s pretty damn exciting news.  Of course, everyone in the world loves the two Gremlins movies… with the notable exception of my sister.  Now [...]

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Dear President Obama,
I usually steer clear of big political conversations, especially on this blog. But I have to talk to you about something very serious.
See, your image and your popularity level are suffering a bit lately. That’s OK, you can still bounce back. But you don’t want to make any major blunders [...]

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Warning – MAJOR SPOILER ALERT on the potentially upcoming Ghostbusters movie!
Still here? OK, so Sigourney Weaves has been doing press for Avatar, and the folks from the UK’s Channel 4 asked her about a Ghostbusters sequel. Here’s the video:

Whoa, right? That’s quite a bombshell at the end – Bill Murray will be [...]

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Nope, that’s not a photoshopped picture. It is the real cover of the November 2009 Playboy. And Marge isn’t just on the cover – she’ll also be featured in a pictorial in the magazine as well. It’ll be on newsstands and in the hands of subscribers very soon.
I’m not [...]

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This morning, at approximately 7:30am Eastern Standard Time, mankind has finally done what we have longed to do for ages.
We bombed the moon.
No, the Man in the Moon is not a known supporter of terrorist networks. The mission was designed to find water on the moon, and was actually far more scientific than the [...]

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