Poor Hugh M. Hefner.  (Or as friends like me call him, “Hef.”)  His beautiful fiancee Crystal Harris, has called off their wedding.
And talk about the last minute – the blushing bride-to-be had her change of heart yesterday, and the big day was supposed to be this Sunday!  Sure, it’s better than getting stood up at [...]

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This whole Twitter thing is a bit beyond me- I admit it.
I signed up for an account for Nick’s Marathon (@NicksMarathon), but I don’t think I really ever got the hang of it.  I tried to tweet @ folks and use some hashtags, but I think it is safe to say that I did not [...]

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The whole world (or at least most of America) watched Christina Aguilera flub the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. Oops!
If you weren’t paying attention (traitor!) on Sunday, here’s the video.
Didja notice what was wrong? The correct words are, “Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, O’er the ramparts [...]

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Leslie Nielsen was hysterically funny, and he never even cracked a smile. His deadpan delivery in Airplane! and The Naked Gun movies is really quite masterful. I am pretty convinced that the below line, delivered by a lesser actor, would never have become so memorable and quoted.

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By now, everyone has heard the news that Lindsay Lohan is suing eTrade because they named a “milkaholic” baby “Lindsay” in one of their talking baby commercials.
This is so ridiculous, I don’t even know where to begin.
First off, how about the fact that she is suing them for $100 million dollars.  ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS.  [...]

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OJ Simpson will not be remembered as a great football player.
Phil Spector will not be remembered as an amazing music producer.
Michael Jackson *will* be remembered as an amazing musician.
Now, sure, Spector was convicted, and even though Simpson was acquitted of the murder charge, he will always be guilty in the court of public opinion. [...]

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Have you all heard?  In the next Batman movie, not only is Johnny Depp is going to be The Riddler, and Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to play the Penguin, but no matter what those silly Angelina Jolie rumors said, Cher is going to be playing Catwoman!!!

I mean when you think about it, it all [...]

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On Sunday night, Bob Saget was given a good ole comedian “roast,” but he felt that some of the other comedians went too far by making jokes about Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Now, I can understand a guy being sensitive to jokes being made at the expense of two little girls.  Especially if that man feels [...]

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Courtesy of The New York Post:
A 75th-birthday bash for wrestling icon Capt. Lou Albano turned into a real-life “Wrestlemania” event when “The Sandman” allegedly got drunk and went berserk – and “The Zombie” and “Pitbull” struggled to restrain him as a SWAT team was called in.
“It was unbelievable – I’ve never seen anything like [...]

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Verne Troyer? Mini-Me? Ick ick icky.
And by the way, this isn’t anything against little people. I believe our shorter brothers and sisters are fully deserving of happy and healthy sex lives. But if I was to make a list of every celebrity in the world I’d like to see in a [...]

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