1. St. Patrick’s Day – I’m too old to get wasted on a Thursday, and the fact that everyone is wearing green makes me sick for reasons that I don’t fully comprehend.

2. The 2011 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament – Without Cornell in it, I just don’t care.  And no, I don’t feel like filling in your dumb bracket.

3. Nuclear power – I used to be an ardent supporter, mainly based on the fact that it’s wear Homer Simpson (usually) works.  But now it just seems like a bad idea.