I think this is hysterical – check out this article on Time.com that says that sex is prohibited on the International Space Station.

What makes this so funny?

  1. The NASA spokesperson’s name is Alan Poindexter.  I’m an Alan, and I think that’s the nerdiest name ever.
  2. The fact that Poindexter is convinced that not only has there definitely not been any hanky-panky on the ISS so far, but that it definitely won’t happen in the future.
  3. The tag above the headline: “Skyrockets in Flight.”  Brilliant.