Exhibit A:
Notice the pocket on Eli’s left leg.
Exhibit B:
There are two pockets clearly visible, but trust me, there are more.
Exhibit C:
There is not one, but THREE pockets in Eli’s overalls.
And do you know what’s in these pockets?
NOTHING.
You know why there’s nothing in Eli’s pockets?
BECAUSE HE’S A BABY.
What kinds of things do you keep in your [...]