This can be my birthday and Hanukkah presents for, like, the next decade.

You see, the Ferrari 250GT Spyder California that was in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (no, not the one that Cameron killed at the end of the movie – one that is still in good shape) is going up for auction later this month.

Anyone want to buy it for me?  They’re estimating that the car should go for under $70,000, which is a steal for a Ferrari.  And what with America’s car making industry in the toilet and Toyotas that can’t slow down, I’m just not sure about driving any car that ISN’T a Ferrari.  So I might as well be driving around in a car that is also a certifiable pop culture icon, and one that made a huge impression on me when I was a kid.  I mean, you drive around in that thing, you’re bound to have Sloan Peterson be crazy about you!  (And of course also have the sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads all think you’re a righteous dude.)

I promise, if someone does by me this car, I will gladly take you for a joyride around Chicago, all while blasting “Oh Yeah” by Yello as loud as humanly possible.

Thanks in advance!

Love,

Alan