…the woman who left a Ketubah on the top of her car and started to drive away… the day before a pretty important wedding.

…the woman who locked her keys in her car and ended up blocking the valet stand at a nice local restaurant until AAA came… even though she actually had a spare key in her purse the whole time.

…the woman who probably has lots of other embarrassing stories about her that don’t involve her car.

But hey, she’s also the woman who gave me life, and raised me, so maybe I should be nicer. Well, to the best Mom a fella could ask for (and I know you’re going to be an amazing Grandma!):

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM!