A Phillies-Yankees World Series is just about the worst thing that could happen to a Mets fan. It’s like G-d himself hates the Mets and is out to punish not only them, but their fans. Or it’s like that guy from the Saw movies has come up with a new horrific kind of torture just for Mets fans: this exact World Series match-up.

Or, as Jon Stewart himself says…

Well said, Jon. Well said.