So we don’t want to know the gender of our unborn baby, which means we have to do twice the baby naming planning.  Now before, we had said we were going to be planning the names in secret, but I’ve since decided it’d be better to share our ideas here, and see where that leads.  Here now is the full list of probable names for our kid, separated by gender.

If it’s a Boy:

• Luke Anakin Noah
• Boba Fett Noah
• Wicket Ewok Noah
• Milhouse Thrilho Noah
• Noah Noah Noah
• Sherlock Jr. Noah
• Mario Luigi Noah
• Jack Bauer Noah
• Jeremiah Bullfrog Noah
• Superman Batman Noah

If it’s a Girl:

• Leia Organa Noah
• Leia Ihardlyeven Noah
• Fresca Fanta Noah
• Daisy Peach Noah
• Chesty Larue Noah
• Buffy Summers Noah
• America Freedom Noah
• Turanga Leela Noah
• Autumn Fall Noah
• Scaramouche Fandango Noah

Can work either way:

• Bangkok Lucious Noah (first name suggested by Daron)
• Clinton Clinton Noah (suggested by Clint)
• Cornell Smarterthanyou Noah (approved by Raf)
• Yankovic Weird Noah
• Don’t Youdare Noah

For the last one, I always thought it would be great to name your kid Don’t, because that way whenever someone yells at him, he doesn’t have to do what he’s being told to do.  As in, “Don’t, go to your room!”  “Don’t Youdare, finish your homework!”  And so on.