So I’ve already mowed my lawn a few times, but that’s not all the maintenance my new property requires. See, we’ve already gotten a lot of leaves, and it’s not even fall yet. So I went out and got me a handy new gadget that really takes care of the problem.

The first thing it does is blow. See, the leaves will get everywhere, and its nice to have something that can blow them altogether in one nice and handy place. Now, I know what you’re thinking – does it blow hard enough? Well fortunately, there’s a regular setting, where it blows pretty hard, and then a high setting, where the thing REALLY blows. Take that, ya dumb leaves!

But sometimes, all that blowing just isn’t enough. Cuz you still have to put the leaves in a bag for the garbageman to take away.

That’s why this handy tool doesn’t just blow – it also sucks.

You just walk around the lawn, and this bugger will suck up every leaf it sees; red ones, brown ones, yellow ones. It doesn’t discriminate based on color – it sucks everything! Although it can’t suck up hard sticks or anything that’s too wet, they’ll just get stuck in the gizmo’s insides. But nevertheless, watching it suck away without a care in the world is truly a sight to behold, on regular or super-sucker setting.

Ah. the simple joys of proper lawn care!