When the missus and I left Queens, we said goodbye not only to Time Warner cable in general, but also our DVR box, with all of our TV shows in it. So I made a list of all of our shows so we could transfer them to our new Optimum box on Long Island.

Here now is, in it’s entirety, our complete list of recorded shows.

  • Lost
  • 24
  • South Park
  • Two and a Half Men
  • The Simpsons
  • Scrubs
  • Saturday Night Live
  • Family Guy
  • American Dad
  • The Office
  • 30 Rock
  • Grey’s Anatomy (obviously, one of Courtney’s shows)
  • Smallville
  • Animal Precinct
  • Samantha Who? (Another of Courtney’s shows, now canceled)
  • Best Week Ever
  • Reno 911!
  • Code Monkeys (a G4 cartoon that I usually put on in the background while I did other stuff)
  • Swingtown (Canceled, which is sort of a shame)
  • True Blood
  • Entourage
  • Fringe
  • Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Canceled, but I’m OK with it)
  • Heroes (Will it make it onto my DVR list this season after repeated letdowns?)
  • Eli Stone (Canceled, and it will be missed)
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars
  • Brink
  • Robot Chicken
  • The Girls Next Door (Will it make it onto my DVR list this season now that Bridget, Holly, and Kendra are gone?)
  • Big Love
  • Flight of the Conchords (I have to believe it will be back for another season!)
  • Dollhouse
  • Eastbound and Down
  • Sit Down, Shut Up (Remember that show? Yeah, neither does anyone else.)
  • Jon and Kate Plus 8 (Courtney’s show)
  • Z Rock (Now a moot point since we don’t get IFC, which we really only cared about for this show)

So that’s roughly thirty shows that need to be added to our new box, and that’s not including any new shows we decide to watch. Wow, maybe we didn’t need such a big yard after all.