For sale:

One homemade (mostly) bar and 55 gallon aquarium. This bar has been the centerpiece of my living room for six years and across two boroughs, and has been home to many exotic (not really) and beautiful fish. Currently it is home to a kissing gourami named Mary-Kate (Ashley died a few years back) and a large catfish named Sucky Catfish. (Goober McChubby Chubb McGoober and Motormouth, you are remembered fondly.)

The bar comes with the fish, the gravel, the driftwood, the filters, the bubbler, and all kinds of miscellaneous accessories – an algae scraper, a super long hose for adding water and cleaning the tank, some stress coat, and a few kinds of food.

Also, the bar will be the hit of any party – make drinks for your friends! Store booze and mixers behind the bar! And there’s a bottle opener built right in – how cool is that?*

Check it out:

Buyer must pick bar up in Queens, the sooner the better. No reasonable offer refused!

*Alcohol not included.