According to Punxsutawney Phil, we are in for six more weeks of winter.

Whatever.

According to Staten Island Chuck, spring will be here soon.

I honestly didn’t even know that New York had our own prognosticating groundhog, but such are the wonderful pieces of information you can get from NY1 early in the morning.

Oh, and local newsperson Phil Connors was quoted as saying: “What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.” He then punched “Needlenose” Ned Ryerson in the face.