Yup – it’s a toaster that burns the image of Darth freakin Vader onto your toast. Quite frankly, I can’t imagine how I ever eat toast that DIDN’T have Darth Vader’s imposing visage on it, now that I know it’s a real option.

From the official product description:
If there’s something every Sith Lord knows how to do it’s make a balanced breakfast! While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader’s helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster.

These guys are the greatest marketing geniuses since KISS.

On a more serious note, I *am* thinking about asking the Blackberry Storm as a gift option, to kind of curb my iPhone envy. They’ve gotten mixed reviews – anyone out there have one or know someone who has one?

If not, feel free to buy me my coveted Darth Vader toaster here.